joe veix

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// huh, what
joe (29/m/ca) is a writer and artist
he is the culture editor at newsweek,
and has written for the new yorker,
playboy, vice, gawker, the awl, fusion, etc.

here is a photo of him with a hook for a hand.
here is another photo of him, sans hook.

// fiction
A Guide to the Ghosts of North America (2016)
Why I Quit My Job to Travel the World (2016)
1-855-LADYFUN (2016)
Trash Airlines (2016)
Goodbye, New York (2015)
Application to Rent (2015)
I Love a Good Cigar (2015)
PBQ Vol. 2 (2014)
Blue Armoire for Sale, Not Infested With Scorpions (2014)
Scenes From Air Bud: Glory Days (2014)
Top Tweets From the CIA (2014)
Emergency Texts (2014)
Previously Unpublished Mark Twain Quotes (2013)
The Greatest Stunt of All (2013)
Apps for Saps (2013)
Within a Budding Glove (2012)
Scheduled Service Disruptions (2012)
Lament of a Lonely Zamboni Driver (2011)

// nonfiction
Fullest House (2016)
The Secret Ska Emoji (2016)
Trump Missed Connections (2016)
Surfing the Lonely Web (2016)
Live Long and Die Out (2015)
The Instagram of Shit and Garbage (2015)
PublikFacebook™ (2015)
How to Swiftly Torpedo a Racist Crowdfunding Campaign (2015)
Misconnected: A Personal History of Voicemail (2014)
The Weirdo Glitch Poetry of Apple's QuickType (2014)
I Just Ate Fruit for the First Time (2014)
Street View Glitches on the Fringes of Everything (2013)
50 Shades of “Argh” (2012)
Adjectives From Six Reviews of Bon Iver's New Album (2011)

// weird internet garbage
The Findings May Surprise You (2016)
Watch Paint Dry on Facebook Live (2016)
Horsechat (2015)
Badwords (2015)
Brandacted (2015)
Name Swamp (2015)
Christina's World XP (2015)
Phreak on a Leash (2015)
Someone With the Wrong Number Drew Me a Bunch of Animals (2014)
The Angry Chair (2014)
Joining Tinder as a Dog (2014)
The Top 10 Dumbest BuzzFeed Lists (2013)
Flyering (2013)
A Collection of Bad Impressions of Quagmire (2013)
My Acting Reel (2013)
Jackass Without the Pranks (2012)
Postcards (2012)
A Supercut of Guy Fieri Eating Everything (2010)

// press
WNYC | Wochenwebschau | Forbes | BreakThru Radio | Witstream
Splitsider | Daily Dot | NYT | Kotaku | The Atlantic Wire | Poynter